NEW PHOTO's ELI FOX HAS THE COOLEST TRUCK! I WANT TO BUY IT!
ELI FOX HAS A FISH HEAD ON HIS TRUCK! I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM!
E:I FOX EVEN HAS A WASHER AND DRYER IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK ALL TIMES. THAT IS BETTER THAN A HOT TUB. I CAN GET IN ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME!
BEER,CIGARETTE, AND A HOT TUB. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU EVER WANT! (I WANT TO BE LIKE ELI FOX)
LOOK AT THIS TRUCK!!!!!!!! I WOULD PICK UP LOTS OF CHICKS WITH ALL THAT DIRT AND A HOT TUB ON WHEELS. I WOULD BE FAMOUS IF I HAD A TRUCK LIKE ELI'S!
What’s the coolest thing to ever happen in your life? Meeting George Bush Sr.
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
Any restaurant with a buffet!!!!!
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Girls that don’t think I am attractive
What do you like or hate about the area we live in?
I like all of the lakes in the area!!!!!
What Goal would you like to achieve this year?
Find a girlfriend that has teeth!!!!!
What is your favorite pair of shoes?
No shoes!!!!!!!
Coffee, Tea, or soda?
Sweet Tea!!!!!!!!!
What’s your favorite place to eat or just hang out?
HOOTER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the first thought you have when you wake up?
Do I have to get up??????????
What is your favorite weather condition?
Raining so hard the ditches fill up with water!!!(Swimming Pool for free)
THESE ARE MY PICK UP LINES TO GET THE WOMEN!!!!!
1) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
3) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
5) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer Hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) Fat Penguin........ Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.
9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 10) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner. 11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til'
afternoon. And.... The best for last!
12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up 
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