The Show:
I like to call and screw with people. Did you know...

The average cup size is up to a 36C
Washing Machines need to be anchored when used improperly
You'll be okay if you get your penis snapped in a mousetrap
1 out of every 200 women is born with a 3rd nipple
Most mens penises hang to the left
...found a good one

Sometimes a freak will wind up calling me...still gotta screw with them.

I got blessed
She's got 'raggelly' furniture...yeah...she's doin' sumpin!

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Math isn't the only thing he doesn't get NEW
Ever needed these? NEW
Smokin' car vid NEW
Hey...it worked for ME NEW
Why you can't get a date NEW
Why I don't do paperwork NEW
Jim Breuer makes me LMAO NEW
Early BIG GAME commercial 1 NEW
Early BIG GAME commercial 2 NEW
55 Chevy ATE IT! He's okay NEW
Burnouts Europe vs. Iraq
Leno Exclusive Interviews
Paris calls Brittney
The make-u-limber workout program
New way to hunt deer
Budwieser Tribute
Psycho cats
Lazy Dog
J-Lo gets a B-J
Hold my lizard
Why you should have sex before marriage