1. If your white ass has not seen the sun in years and you plan on wearing a sleeveless shirt and shorts....Wear Sunscreen,,,,no one wants to hear your bitching about being burnt the next day.
2. Know your Limit....your friends do not wanna babysit your drunk ass the entire show.
3. Ladies..Seriously...I'm sure you...look hot in those 6-8-inch Spiked heels....but your man does not wanna hear you bitching about how much your feet hurt....if style is more important than comfort...then STFU!
4. Don't spill your beer on yourself....no one wants to see you in a wet t-shirt...plus, you just spilt good beer...What the hell is wrong with you? Be a pro Bro!!! Kenny Powers wouldn't spill his beer!
6. Guys protect the ladies in the pit...(chicks like a bad boy with a sweet side..Trust Me ♥...it could getcha laid)
7. Ladies...see a hot guy, bump into him and grab his ass...and then say "oh I'm sorry I got pushed"...Guys.. DO NOT do thhis to a women...it will get you slapped to say the least.
Be Safe, Drink some Water, Have Fun, Don't be aa Douche, and most importantly....ROCK THE EFF ON!